dear person dressed up as the joker,
no not you, no. the other one. that one. yea you.
1. you fucking creep me out. you went with the joker as a costume. seriously? and it was like a half assed costume. you had on regular clothes and some face paint on.
2. you seriously fucking creep me out. you didnt stop staring. i’d look back cause i didnt know if maybe i knew you under all that makeup? i kept waiting for you to say hi. but instead, oh god, are you seriously quoting lines from the movie to me? no. not ok. im all for staying in character, but you gotta know how to use them. spouting off random lines in hopes of a response is just weird.
3. one more drink and i totally would have hit it. but only with the makeup on.
sincerely,
me
that guy! he really did keep quoting the movie and then he’d say “that was really good, right?” and was asking someone to put him on their internet show or something. i was really cold to him, but only because i was embarrassed that i fell asleep a lot during batman. i’m fucking SORRY, ok? it was really late at night.
