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love: the rain. hate: that i have to be at work in 2 hours.

most mornings i wake up with either a song or a word stuck in my head from the moment i open my...

sharingtime: soupsoup: madeupmemories: “Showbiz Pizza Place’s Rock-afire Explosion performing...

michaelorell: I work in an office. I sit around a group of...

my friend arlo, mentioned before for having a great piece in...

for the truly bored

katiebakes: Sounds about right. ditto.

“The interesting thing about Danny [McBride], he’s never...”
— David Gordan Green, which, as...

crunch-time on the thesis, which means i end up finding tons of useless, completely unrelated crap...

can’t wait till monday!

decisions

also, marissa, i decided we need to see the tyra banks show live. and i decided to tell you this...

1000lolz: Future energy drink consumer (source) i...

my very talented friend and her baby are the best.

blakeley: Good Bad Movie Night in full effect it was...

maybe it’s just that babysitting makes me feel like doing something unwholesome for...

theduty: brilliant. and please… avoid the Noid. lonelysandwich: Kenneth Lamar Noid In 1989,...

justin: superdoofus-stratodrive: it’s justin’s birfday...

mikekarnj: Make Good Ideas Happen Monday, June 9th The...

Tick tock

sharingtime: I have never seen a line at Shake Shack like there is right now. People lining up...

You got a problem with that?

justin: “There Will be Bud” An outstanding shot-for-shot remake of the “There will be Blood”...

maura: after today, i’d just like to say: let’s all watch this. maura, i’m proud to inhabit...

judy white - satisfaction guaranteed

you remind me of something...

i just got the new bonnie prince billy cd and when i saw the track “you remind me of...

lis: who can sit up straight on a stool?
me: NOBODY!

1000lolz: This kid seriously cracks my shit up. don’t...

vote for dan! he's in the times today...

almost forgot: i sold cheese to david cross today. so nice! him: what’s this? me: it’s...

in the name of beer

my friend is competing for a crazy craft beer internship, but it’s determined by votes - so...

I Got It Off A Hair Dryer

michaelorell: I’m going to do that thing Eden does wherein I tell you what song is stuck in my...

youngmanhattanite: I guess we showed up hours after this was taken. That’s all I’m saying. Your...

brianvan: Tumblr meetup me, with friend george who just...

Mussel Souls

whitt: The Great White Jenkinsof Richmond, VA fame-ishness rolls through New York next week....

“While we’re at it can we come up with an animal to...”
— http://wonkette.com/390464/redn...

peterwknox: Flight of the Conchords - Ladies of the World Exclusive YouTube premiere: Flight of...

boringloser: Smokey Robinson performing “You Really Got A Hold On Me” on Sesame Street. Does...

(via alexbalk) exactly what i did and did not need to hear while finishing one of my last papers...

ann peebles - heartaches, heartaches this song works in the sun and the rain. try it out.

schoolwork

occasionally, i come across authors of academic journal articles with crazy names. it gives me great...

it’s decided: next year i’ll stay in new york. thanks for the sexy inspiration, ms....

"my bad"

men: it is not ok, under any circumstances, to say this when you come. just never.

i already linked his story, but found this old picture and...

please let them put out another movie

“We believe the combination of Arby’s and Wendy’s will create...”
— Wendy’s International, Inc. -...

boringloser: From the people who brought you Homeless James Bond… …My Black Friend when...

pinche taqueria in soho is good. AND right across the street...

my problem

my mother always says ”don’t work too hard” when she says goodbye. as if that...

sex drugs rock and roll

in a recent conversation my friend joe and i discussed: which came first (biographically)? i told...

and how was YOUR weekend?

i can’t stop thinking about how i ended up at this sparsely attended party in brooklyn that...

sharingtime: Death Proof has been sitting on my DVD player...

but first it gives you plenty of time to fall...

too many words, not enough pictures. so here’s some...

“30-something guy #1: I seriously need to get laid....”
— overheard in new york i think...

“one recognizes one’s course by discovering the paths...”
— albert camus big decisions...

you look great today

can it be true? if so, do i care?