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2009

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The Holiday Sweater Song - watch, spread, love. Enjoy. — justin
Dec 22nd
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things i like, things i hate
Dec 21st
i saw maria thayer when i was at dinner with friends at back forty last night! possibly my favorite...
Dec 20th
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what what? i just saw this a few days ago for the first time at a dinner party. i guess it’s...
Dec 20th
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Dec 18th

another friday night

me: the new important question for our generation is - how many beers is too many alone beers?
Matthew: it's a zeno's paradox sort of thing
me: something about that third beer feels unwholesome - it becomes "half a six pack"
Matthew: an accident of packaging. don't let their marketing dictate how you live
Dec 14th
just DO IT!
Dec 14th
yes. i love it.
Dec 14th
Warch Watch
omg omg omg omg omg omg omg omg omg omg omg omg omg omg omg omg omg omg omg omg (via paulscheer) —...
Dec 13th
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some very progressive lyrics here, followed by joe’s typical foul-mouthed commentary. also,...
Dec 13th
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my friend joe played a new song he wrote when i was home for the holiday - sorry for the crappy...
Dec 13th
Lady: Happy Halloween! Where's your goody bag?
Little girl, dressed as Cowardly Lion: I don't want that candy! We're going to buy some. We're going to buy our own!
Dad: Don't be proud, sweetie. Just take the candy.
Dec 12th

is this another internet thing i'm the...

tuscan whole milk reviews on amazon.com? they are hi-larious. ...
Dec 12th
Warch Watch
great response to the crappiness of youtube comments
Dec 12th
ninjas love beer.
Dec 12th
babe.
Dec 12th

txtmsgfwds

ethan's text, which i passed on to andres:
"beautiful movie news: simon pegg (shaun from shaun of the dead) is playing scottie in the new star trek movie!"
andres: that made my heart fill with tater tots and rainbows.
Dec 12th

beff goes to school

professor: alright, class, let's just form a circle
(row in front of me should be moving to other side of the room but instead just wiggle their desks a few inches forward)
me: hey, you guys, move it. get out of my face. go to the other side of the room.
ali: you're lucky people like you.
Dec 12th
“more fun from nyc’s foul-mouthed youth: Dad: How was...”
Dec 10th
Warch Watch
usher does singing in the rain. nothing beats the original, but i love this a little.
Dec 9th
things to do besides schoolwork #3 - drink.
Dec 6th
“Smiling dad to giggling infant he’s holding: Yeah, get...”
— oiny
Dec 6th
things to do instead of schoolwork #2 - sharpen knives
Dec 6th
success!
Dec 6th
Dec 6th
Dec 6th
Dec 6th
things to do instead of schoolwork #1 - grow a tree
Dec 6th