December 2007
28 posts
i saw maria thayer when i was at dinner with friends at back forty last night! possibly my favorite celeb sighting ever. i think she heard me say “tamela!” http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0857215/
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another friday night
me: the new important question for our generation is - how many beers is too many alone beers?
Matthew: it's a zeno's paradox sort of thing
me: something about that third beer feels unwholesome - it becomes "half a six pack"
Matthew: an accident of packaging. don't let their marketing dictate how you live
just DO IT! →
Watchsome very progressive lyrics here, followed by joe’s typical foul-mouthed commentary. also, pets!
Watchmy friend joe played a new song he wrote when i was home for the holiday - sorry for the crappy camera/sound quality!
Lady: Happy Halloween! Where's your goody bag?
Little girl, dressed as Cowardly Lion: I don't want that candy! We're going to buy some. We're going to buy our own!
Dad: Don't be proud, sweetie. Just take the candy.
is this another internet thing i'm the last to...
tuscan whole milk reviews on amazon.com? they are hi-larious. http://www.amazon.com/review/product/B00032G1S0/ref=dp_top_cm_cr_acr_txt?%5Fencoding=UTF8&showViewpoints=1 something’s wrong with hyperlink. who runs this thing anyway?
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ethan's text, which i passed on to andres:
"beautiful movie news: simon pegg (shaun from shaun of the dead) is playing scottie in the new star trek movie!"
andres: that made my heart fill with tater tots and rainbows.
beff goes to school
professor: alright, class, let's just form a circle
(row in front of me should be moving to other side of the room but instead just wiggle their desks a few inches forward)
me: hey, you guys, move it. get out of my face. go to the other side of the room.
ali: you're lucky people like you.
“more fun from nyc’s foul-mouthed youth:
Dad: How was school today, buddy?...”
“Smiling dad to giggling infant he’s holding: Yeah, get yo’ laugh on!”
– oiny
