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The Holiday Sweater Song - watch, spread, love. Enjoy. — justin

things i like, things i hate

i saw maria thayer when i was at dinner with friends at back forty last night! possibly my favorite...

what what? i just saw this a few days ago for the first time at a dinner party. i guess it’s...

another friday night

me: the new important question for our generation is - how many beers is too many alone beers?
Matthew: it's a zeno's paradox sort of thing
me: something about that third beer feels unwholesome - it becomes "half a six pack"
Matthew: an accident of packaging. don't let their marketing dictate how you live

yes. i love it.

omg omg omg omg omg omg omg omg omg omg omg omg omg omg omg omg omg omg omg omg (via paulscheer) —...

some very progressive lyrics here, followed by joe’s typical foul-mouthed commentary. also,...

my friend joe played a new song he wrote when i was home for the holiday - sorry for the crappy...

Lady: Happy Halloween! Where's your goody bag?
Little girl, dressed as Cowardly Lion: I don't want that candy! We're going to buy some. We're going to buy our own!
Dad: Don't be proud, sweetie. Just take the candy.

is this another internet thing i'm the...

tuscan whole milk reviews on amazon.com? they are hi-larious. ...

great response to the crappiness of youtube comments

ninjas love beer.

txtmsgfwds

ethan's text, which i passed on to andres:
"beautiful movie news: simon pegg (shaun from shaun of the dead) is playing scottie in the new star trek movie!"
andres: that made my heart fill with tater tots and rainbows.

beff goes to school

professor: alright, class, let's just form a circle
(row in front of me should be moving to other side of the room but instead just wiggle their desks a few inches forward)
me: hey, you guys, move it. get out of my face. go to the other side of the room.
ali: you're lucky people like you.

“more fun from nyc’s foul-mouthed youth: Dad: How was...”

usher does singing in the rain. nothing beats the original, but i love this a little.

things to do besides schoolwork #3 - drink.

“Smiling dad to giggling infant he’s holding: Yeah, get...”
— oiny

things to do instead of schoolwork #2 - sharpen knives

things to do instead of schoolwork #1 - grow a tree