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2009

December
November
October
August
July 1
June 3
May 26
April 2
March 2
January

2008

December
October 48
August 70
July 66
June 38
May 61
April 28
March 26
January 19

2007

October 14
August
July
June
May
April
March
February
January
sunday’s forecast?!
Nov 29th

ah, finals

Q: what could make writing two papers at the last minute when it’s nearly impossible even MORE...
Nov 29th
“manhattan is so pointy.”
— the only four words i spoke to...
Nov 27th
Nov 19th
Warch Watch
achingly, achingly cute. as my pal arlo says, it will make you puke rainbows. watch it! that is an...
Nov 19th

another day at 5G

beth: hey, do you know that song about the fish jumping because they want to see Jesus?
andres: go away.
Nov 18th

possibly my favorite overheard ever

White mom: Which kitty is your favorite?
Little girl holding book of baby animals: The black one!
Mom: The black one? He sure is a cute kitty.
Little girl, loudly: Once you go black, you never go back!
Passing thug, flashing her a thumbs-up: Word!
White mom: I don't care what your father says, we are so moving to Westchester.
Nov 15th
Warch Watch
i am a proud rilo kiley fan. also, i like most any video where people jump into a pool with their...
Nov 13th
Warch Watch
why can’t my country be more like that country?
Nov 13th
big midterms right before thanksgiving? don’t make no...
Nov 12th

seen:

a hearse in the west village with a family guy ad on the side. i stared and stared with a friend...
Nov 5th

more funny from the subway

Conductor: Attention, passengers, this J Train is now going express to Myrtle. You hear me? Express....
Nov 5th