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sunday’s forecast?!
Nov 29th
ah, finals
Q: what could make writing two papers at the last minute when it’s nearly impossible even MORE...
Nov 29th
manhattan is so pointy.
— the only four words i spoke to...
Nov 27th
Nov 19th
Watch
achingly, achingly cute. as my pal arlo says, it will make you puke rainbows. watch it! that is an...
Nov 19th
another day at 5G
beth:
hey, do you know that song about the fish jumping because they want to see Jesus?
andres:
go away.
Nov 18th
possibly my favorite overheard ever
White mom:
Which kitty is your favorite?
Little girl holding book of baby animals:
The black one!
Mom:
The black one? He sure is a cute kitty.
Little girl, loudly:
Once you go black, you never go back!
Passing thug, flashing her a thumbs-up:
Word!
White mom:
I don't care what your father says, we are so moving to Westchester.
Nov 15th
Watch
i am a proud rilo kiley fan. also, i like most any video where people jump into a pool with their...
Nov 13th
Watch
why can’t my country be more like that country?
Nov 13th
big midterms right before thanksgiving? don’t make no...
Nov 12th
seen:
a hearse in the west village with a family guy ad on the side. i stared and stared with a friend...
Nov 5th
more funny from the subway
Conductor: Attention, passengers, this J Train is now going express to Myrtle. You hear me? Express....
Nov 5th